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A vastlakukkel is a pastry which involves a spermy-like cream that makes a vastlakukkel to what it is: A vastlakukkel.
Vastlakukkel, also known as Crème Brulée, is eaten alot by Estonians like Allar Antson.

Vastlakukkel can also be used as a random funny word to spam with.
In any situation, vastlakukkel is the key to success.

1. Allar slaps Vastlakukkel with a vastlakukkel

2. <Sick-Mic> Hai Guard!!1
<Guard> Vastlakukkel

3. <Teh_9ur3_n33b> i was boning this chick and she squirted in my eye so i was like WHAT THE FUCK BITCH and i stuck it in her ass and then her mom came and i was like 2 in the pink 1 in the stink and she went all crazy and i was like ANGRY DRAGON MOTHERFUCKER RAGHHHHHHHH AND I PISTOL WHIPPED HER FUCK BITCH COCK
<Guard> L!!! Vastlakukkel motherfucker!!!!!

4. Guard told me I'm a fucking jew, but I came back with vastlakukkel, so lots ov win tbh.
by ColaDrinkrrrr February 11, 2008
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A vastlakukkel is a pastry which involves a spermy-like cream that makes a vastlakukkel to what it is: A vastlakukkel.
Vastlakukkel, also known as Crème Brulée, is eaten alot by Estonians like Allar Antson.

Vastlakukkel can also be used as a random funny word to spam with.
In any situation, vastlakukkel is the key to success.

1. Allar slaps Vastlakukkel with a vastlakukkel

2. <Sick-Mic> Hai Guard!!1
<Guard> Vastlakukkel

3. <Teh_9ur3_n33b> i was boning this chick and she squirted in my eye so i was like WHAT THE FUCK BITCH and i stuck it in her ass and then her mom came and i was like 2 in the pink 1 in the stink and she went all crazy and i was like ANGRY DRAGON MOTHERFUCKER RAGHHHHHHHH AND I PISTOL WHIPPED HER FUCK BITCH COCK
<Guard> L!!! Vastlakukkel motherfucker!!!!!

4. Guard told me I'm a fucking jew, but I came back with vastlakukkel, so lots ov win tbh.
by ColaDrinkrrrr February 11, 2008
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