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Vasco Ignus 

1) Term used to describe in detail any given point in time during which your mind is completely and totally lost and replaced with a pile of goose shit.
2) Nick Maynard.
3) Professional title that will get you fired and probably raped by coworkers.
4) An insult describing the fact that you have goose shit
1) You stupid Vasco Ignus!
2) Vasco Ignus is ghey!
3) Your mind just totally went Vasco Ignus... you fucktard.
Vasco Ignus by RC_rep October 7, 2004
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Vasco Ignus 

a homosexual who loves to get it in the ass constantly while designing a shitty website and posting on a roleplay message board; an individual who relishes in wasting hard drive space; a fucking liar who's goal in life is to target people who are obviously better than him and have much larger balls than he will ever have
Vasco Ignus by Revolve June 3, 2004

Vasco Ignus 

1) A general term for stupidity and incompetence, implied in cases in which the above is applied in large quantities constantly. In other words, Vasco Ignus is an insult used to imply that there is never a period in time in which the person called such is not, has not been, or will never be stupid. You could call it perpetual stupidity.
2) Nicholas Wade Maynard
The sheer idiocy is already implied, and therefore no examples are needed.
Vasco Ignus by RC_rep February 1, 2005

vasco ignus 

The lowest possible form of humanity.
Receeding into ones mind so much that one starts to lose sanity and reality so quickly that one tends to play RPG's instead of encumbering real life tasks like going to the bathroom. Side effects of Vasco Ignus Syndrome are simmilar to that of the dreaded Everquest syndrome.
Nick: Oh my god I think I have VIS.
Sandstorm: Looks like you better go kill yourself then.
vasco ignus by Sandstorm February 24, 2005

vasco ignus 

VIS: A deadly Mental Condishion

Possible complications include:
1)Looking at staring at some one nonstop
2)Smelling and hanging out with Baulder
3)Working on outdated 2d RPG Engines
4)Reading outdated coding books
5)Being obsessed with Anime
Quotes someone with VIS would say
"Tidus is my hero"
"OMG POKEMON IS SO COOL"
"My Super Explosive Volcanodod is Awsome!"
vasco ignus by Sandstorm February 24, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026