Vankle

An ankle that is so saturated with veins, it looks more like a ball of earthworms than a bone.

"I'm buying grandma some socks for her birthday, I'm sick of looking at her vankles."

Vankle by Bosch Boys August 20, 2004

vankle

An ankle that looks like a vagina.

Look at the vankle on that bird that The Barman is eyeing up...

vankle by Muddyguts February 23, 2021

vankerchief 

A special handkerchief used by strippers in order to properly disinfect the pole after use - the use of the vankerchief is very important in making sure that vaginal juice is not transferred from one stripper to the next.

Vankerchief can also be used as a derogatory term.

Denise, quit being such a vankerchief and come to happy hour!

vankerchief by Certitified November 30, 2011

Evan VanKlei

A 1970's gay-pornstar whose most remarkable performances were in the feature films One Night in Batista, Deep Throat and Naughty Plumbers' Apprentices VII.

In the common-media, he is most well-known for his several months' affair with "The Champ" and WWE Superstar, John Cena.

Annoyed School Patron 1:"Dude, get a load of Evan VanKlei, does that kid ever shut the fuck up?"
Annoyed School Patron 2: "Or stop throatin' deek, for that matter..."

Evan VanKlei by Joey Orgler 4 February 5, 2008

Vandled 

To be shot right as you pull the trigger to shoot your opponent, in it's purest form done in CoD 2 however real life shit happens. So respect to real vandlers.

FUCK I GOT VANDLED *^%$@#(&*#%^*(&*$@($%

Vandled by The vandandler April 20, 2011

vankerouac

A rich, entitled, generally (but not necessarily) white male who has "broken free of society" to live in a luxury Sprinter-type "van" in order to pursue various extreme sports at a relatively low level. They are generally seen drinking gourmet coffee while working on their personal branding, spraying questionable beta to anyone within earshot, and shouting "send it!" on beginner routes. See also douchebag, jerry.

Ugh, the Buttermilks are full of vankerouacs triple padding the Ironman Traverse today. Let's go to the Sads.

I wish that vankerouac would spend more time actually climbing the route and less time posing for shots for their Instagram. Other people would like to try it.

vankerouac by pooridgeboy April 2, 2019

vanker 

Wanker with a german accent. But I use it in chat rooms to get away with saying wanker without it getting filtered.

Guy - Up Urs Vanker!

vanker by The Koaladude September 12, 2005