Vanjob
Vanjob by Cosmic-cat August 10, 2020
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vanmobile
A vanmobile is epitome of vehicular coolness. Not to be mistaken for the soccer mom van, a vanmobile is sleek and sexy. Its engine purrs with raw sex appeal. The light that shines off the body glistens with awsumsauce.
Lina: Oh Jon you're such a soccer mom driving that van around.
Jon: Pffttt maybe when you drive it. I drive the vanmobile and make it look good!
Jon: Pffttt maybe when you drive it. I drive the vanmobile and make it look good!
vanmobile by Mallorick79 October 20, 2010
vanjebber
From the Folklore of the Netherlands, a person of Jebber. People from Jebber were known for their incomprenhesive and often insane speech.
To be a vanjebber is not only to talk shit but to converse in a low way. People from Jebber are considered to be particularly ignorant, uneducated and of low intellect, and are very often lacivious.
Their speech relects this inherent lack of intellect, education and morals.
To be a vanjebber is not only to talk shit but to converse in a low way. People from Jebber are considered to be particularly ignorant, uneducated and of low intellect, and are very often lacivious.
Their speech relects this inherent lack of intellect, education and morals.
vanjebber by The Grateful Dead August 11, 2008
Vajob
The equivalent of a hand job, but given with the vagina; not to be confused with sexual intercourse.
"Dude, did you fuck that chick last night?"
"Nah, man, she just gave me a vajob, I didn't want the Hofstra Red!"
"Nah, man, she just gave me a vajob, I didn't want the Hofstra Red!"
Vajob by Cait & Sam February 28, 2008
Vanjo
A sexual act in which a man grabs the pubic hair of a woman while in the upright missionary position and strings his finger across the pubic hair as if he was playing the banjo.
boyfriend "Hey babe! Want to make some music tonight? If you know what I mean?" girlfriend "No! I let you play the Vanjo last night."
Vanjo by Dr. D.A.N. December 21, 2019