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vanilla bachelor

Generally a large white male who seeks to have sexual relations with drunk women under the pretext that he is a large black male. He generally acquires his clothing of seduction from Hugo Boss. When addressing vanilla bachelor, he will never accept the fact that he is vanilla bachelor, considering he is single and has no children.

Antonym: chocolate daddy.
What's up my vanilla bachelor!?

Hey, have you guys seen vanilla bachelor?
No, what does he look like?
Oh, he's a large white male with no dependents.
by jigajigajoo October 10, 2011
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