Van Gough

while receiving oral sex, (man, or woman,) you become so excited during orgasm that you grab his/her ear(s) too hard and rip off their earing(s). (causing much bleeding.)

"Liz Gill! what happened to your ear! "
"yeah, i gave John Wing a great blow job and he Van Gough-ed me!"

by liz gill July 23, 2008

Van Gough

when music is so bad you wan to cut off your ears. a figure of speech.

"have you heard the new brokencyde record?"
"yeah i wanted to van gough myself after listening"

by chilllaaaa April 14, 2009

Van Gough

To cut your ear off as a display of love for someone.

Girl : "I love you"
Guy: "whoooah baby! I'm not ready for that kind of commitment, but I'll Van Gough for you because you're neat"

by JoeFidock August 28, 2018

The Van Gough

while your victim slumbers get all your buddies to donate handfulls of Pubes. Mix pubes with super glue and smear on the poor guys chin. Wake him by pissing on him, and then run for your lives.

" I was so angered by all the urine that I didn't even notice the pubes glued to my chin until the next day!" "they got me good!"

by tom tucker May 13, 2003

Vincent van Gogh

A mentally disturbed artist who, among other things, created amazing and somewhat trippy art, cut his own ear off for his lover, helped bring forward the impressionism era of art and screamed at people.

Vincent van Gogh once shot himself in the chest, then walked home and smoked a pipe. Like a fucking boss

by Xeras March 5, 2012

Van Gogh-Kart

(n) A vehicle that is missing one of its side-view mirrors, reminiscent of Vincent van Gogh's severed ear.

Some fucker sideswiped me and now I'm driving around in a Van Gogh-Kart.

by smellyrock July 2, 2009

Van Gogh Tickle

When your poop is so long that the tip of it grazes the underside of your ballsack while it’s falling to the bowl as if it was a brush stroke from Van Gogh himself.

I took the biggest poo of my life today. It was so long, in fact, that it gave me the Van Gogh Tickle.

by ThatGuy 915 February 26, 2019