A word my tired braincell invented at 1 in the morning.
Means to mentally/internally drool, mainly in a romantic context.
Pronounced like "gallop" but with a V
Means to mentally/internally drool, mainly in a romantic context.
Pronounced like "gallop" but with a V
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Valopeura is really fag looking decoration for porches, its used especially on christmas. Its caribou/wild reindeer made of lightbeam sticks. "light-caribou" is the english word for it.
dude 1# :"dude look! LIGHT! ITS VALOPEURA! (LIGHT CARIBOU!)"
dude 2# :"who the fuck keeps light caribou on their porch!"
Dude 1&2: *laugh* "so retarded!"
dude 2# :"who the fuck keeps light caribou on their porch!"
Dude 1&2: *laugh* "so retarded!"
by dude 1# February 4, 2007
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Get the valloffense mug.A valloon is the act of filling a partner's vaginal canal with air from your mouth, then, either tickling or poking her stomach, forcing her into an exaggerated queef.
Steps:
1. Seal open mouth to the vulva, ensuring vagina is open for air intake.
2. Exhale deeply, filling the cavity with ample air.
3. Close labia with tongue.
4. Poke or tickle; make partner laugh.
5. Enjoy or criticize at leisure.
Tips* This maneuver is easily accomplished while giving cunninglus or the like.
Steps:
1. Seal open mouth to the vulva, ensuring vagina is open for air intake.
2. Exhale deeply, filling the cavity with ample air.
3. Close labia with tongue.
4. Poke or tickle; make partner laugh.
5. Enjoy or criticize at leisure.
Tips* This maneuver is easily accomplished while giving cunninglus or the like.
I vallooned a girl so good last night, she queefed like a whoopi-cushion!
Nala was enjoying being eaten out until she realized she had become the victim of yet another valloon.
Nala was enjoying being eaten out until she realized she had become the victim of yet another valloon.
by JDRxxx88 November 26, 2010
Get the Valloon mug.The rational abhorrence of people who don’t revise, people who hate Mint Choc Chip ice cream, people who are homophobic, people who don’t sleep, people who are “discord moderates” and distractions.
Zebs: Have you seen that freak in the gym? He’s just wasting his life away.
Megan: Zebs! That’s Valophobic… but true.
Megan: Zebs! That’s Valophobic… but true.
by zebsandmegs4ever June 4, 2023
Get the valophobic mug.The rational abhorrence of people who hate mint chocolate ice cream, don't revise, are homophobic, don't sleep, are bad "discord moderators" and are huge distractions.
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