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Darlene - "OMFG Shaz " , " Remember that hot guy I was flirting with at the bar last night , well we ended up back at my place and we got it on BIG time. Yeah , my Vag stuck to his dick so tight that when he pulled out my Vag walls followed and didn't return. Yeah they're forever drooped over my Vulva now.
Sharon " Ouch LOL Bitch, you got a VAGULVA".
Darlene - "OMFG Shaz " , " Remember that hot guy I was flirting with at the bar last night , well we ended up back at my place and we got it on BIG time. Yeah , my Vag stuck to his dick so tight that when he pulled out my Vag walls followed and didn't return. Yeah they're forever drooped over my Vulva now.
Sharon " Ouch LOL Bitch, you got a VAGULVA".
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