vagtasha 

A extremely groomed vagina with a rainbow landing strip and makes you want to taste the rainbow until it opens and the vag badger emerges

Man I was gonna eat that vagtasha but the Vag badger bit my tongue off.

vagtasha by TashaSlapper June 5, 2010

Vagtasmagoria 

When a vagina is so messed up with stink, sickness, or any other sorts of abnormailities that could equate to either a starring role or a major supporting role in a horror movie.

Basically, there is something seriously wrong with a female's vagina.

Tom: Hey man, how was she?

Dick: Man she stank down there...not to mention I think I may need to see the doc after that. Kinda reminded me of watching "Halloween".

Tom: Sounds like she may have a case of vagtasmagoria.

Vagtasmagoria by Jsps August 21, 2009