Vagina Day

NOUN

1. What bitter single people celebrate on Valentine's Day.

2. What casual sex partners celebrate on Valentine's Day.

3. What crass people celebrate on Valentine's Day.

ETYMOLOGY: From "Valentine's Day".

"Happy Vagina Day, Cunts!"

Vagina Day by Bonhilda February 14, 2010

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kevin vagina day

Kevin vagina day is a day where we can all celebrate the existence of kevin vagina himself. He gives glory to all the vaginaless with the power of his great one vagina. The stanky fishy will spread throughout the whole world to spread his cheer. But beware, if you do not celebrate kevin vagina day he will come into your room when you sleep and slap you with his vagina.

kevin vagina: I have come to bless you with my great big hairy vagina.
Everyone: All hail the great kevin vagina day

kevin vagina day by joaks January 25, 2020

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St. Vagina Day

My proposed holiday whereas the male gets to choose the gift of vagina vice having to spend money on all of the typical shit that he must purchase for his love interest in honor of long standing valentines day traditions (roses, chocolate, etc.). The only reason he purchases all of this shit in the first place is in hopes that he will receive said vagina. Let's cut to the chase and go straight to the vagina.....hip, hip motherfuckin hooray you wooly nut-fuckers!

Gary: Only 3 more weeks until St. Vagina Day...I am almost pissing my pass with joy..

Gary's wife: We have been married for 4 years, and you know better than to think your getting some of my whisker biscuit...

Gary: I wasn't talking about your worn out cock holster, I was thinking of our babysitters tight hatchet wound. So, shut your fat ass up and get me another Milwaukees Best & keep it down while your at it, I am trying to watch lesbian porn...

St. Vagina Day by Gary the Clamdigger January 25, 2011

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national vagina day

On April 19th you have to get pussy. It has to be consensual and cannot be illegal.

Boy one: hey it’s national vagina day can I fuck the living shit outta you

Girl one: sure just as long as it’s consensual and not weird

Boy one: AWESOME

national vagina day by anonymous November 15, 2020