urquhart

in a state of absolute sexual orientation leading to wanking at least 3/4 times a day.
I think my mate is a bit urquhart right now
by Dabber123mcbigdick September 20, 2018
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Closet gay who strokes men off at conferences
An Urquhart gay postdoc from Nottingham, UK
by HappyHardcore November 21, 2006
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Urquhart

Dear 'People Who Have Already Written A Definition For Urquhart'
Urquhart does NOT have anything to do with:
a) Jerking Off
b) Describing Something in a Negative Way
or
c) Touching Someone Inappropriately
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Urquhart is actually a Scottish surname, given to those of Scottish heritage - given that they or their ancestors are/were part of the Urquhart Clan. Urquhart is also the name of a castle in Scotland, named Urquhart Castle, located by the Loch Ness.

From,
Someone in the Urquhart Clan, who you have offended severely. Xoxo
Urquhart: a clan, or a castle.
by anonymous-scotsman October 05, 2018
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Urquhart

To jizz and laugh at the same time into someone's sock or socks that they are actually wearing.
John just totally urquharted in my new adidas socks when i was sleeping
by fudgeganoosh December 30, 2010
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Urquhart

Adjective. Used to describe the telling of a terrible story. One that does not need telling and does not improve the general conversation being had.
Opening statement: "I once phoned a man in my work that was called Urquhart. He was amazed that I pronounced his name correctly"

Reply from the rest of the group involved in the conversation: "Urquhart!"
by NonTwitcher April 24, 2015
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To urquhart - To sexually violate someone
by nps123 March 01, 2015
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Urquhart

A cunt.

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Your a wee Urquhart today
by Urquhart January 28, 2020
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