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Adjective. Used to describe the telling of a terrible story. One that does not need telling and does not improve the general conversation being had.
Opening statement: "I once phoned a man in my work that was called Urquhart. He was amazed that I pronounced his name correctly"

Reply from the rest of the group involved in the conversation: "Urquhart!"
by NonTwitcher April 25, 2015
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To jizz and laugh at the same time into someone's sock or socks that they are actually wearing.
John just totally urquharted in my new adidas socks when i was sleeping
by fudgeganoosh December 29, 2010
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