Urban Sex
sex in the city
Urban Sex by TheRealDictionaryPro June 4, 2018
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Urban sex-ed
when the virgin admins of urban dictionary reject your new definition, which is just something funny or odd because it doesn't excite thier small flacid inexperienced penises
Oh hey man I googled that word you said, couldn't find it
Yeah too bad urban dictionary mods didn't upload it cause it didnt appeal to a 15 year old virgin's mentality
Now that's Urban sex-ed
Yeah too bad urban dictionary mods didn't upload it cause it didnt appeal to a 15 year old virgin's mentality
Now that's Urban sex-ed
Urban sex-ed by Urban-small-dick-admins May 6, 2014
Urban Sex Trolls
Perverted sex maniacs in "Urban Dictionary" who only come up with made-up slangs that always has something to do with "sex", because they mainly think with their genitals and not their brain. Some may also spam a bunch of sex jokes just to cause irritation to others who are actually trying to learn other slangs, but they can't because most slangs are always about sex, thanks to all these Urban sex freaks. Almost every slang word I read from there's always one with an alternate definition, having to do with sex.
People like these trolls need to be exterminated for poisoning the public with their sexual filth, and perpetuating more sexual perversion.
People like these trolls need to be exterminated for poisoning the public with their sexual filth, and perpetuating more sexual perversion.
Me: *Simply Reading about "Lamps" in Urban Dictionary*
Urban Sex Troll: Writes "lamps" - Short for "Look At My Pussy Shorts". Referring to extremely short shorts that accentuate the female genitalia. Usually made of lycra or spandex. Like Daisy Dukes, but shorter."
Me: Wow! Are you fucking kidding me? I can't even look up the word "lamps" without it having to do with sexual perverted fantasies. Fuck these Urban Sex Trolls. They're mainly the reason why people hardly come here to this site.
Urban Sex Troll: Writes "lamps" - Short for "Look At My Pussy Shorts". Referring to extremely short shorts that accentuate the female genitalia. Usually made of lycra or spandex. Like Daisy Dukes, but shorter."
Me: Wow! Are you fucking kidding me? I can't even look up the word "lamps" without it having to do with sexual perverted fantasies. Fuck these Urban Sex Trolls. They're mainly the reason why people hardly come here to this site.
Urban Sex Trolls by Mr. Ice Cream Man May 23, 2016
Urban Dictionary sex act
A sex act invented in a thought experiment by two stoned virgins and popularized via Urban Dictionary. No human being, alive or dead, has ever actually performed this sex act, but it has attained a degree of cultural currency through shock value.
Stoner 1: Dude... like... what if you, like, went to titty-bang a girl, but then totally took a dump and then sat in it?
Stoner 2: Baahahaha hahaha haha ha ha hahaha ha we should call that a Cleveland steamer!
Stoner 1: Uh... why?
Stoner 2: Because, like, the poop would steam if it's cold out... and it's like Cleveland!
Stoner 1: Hahahaha yeah totally. This is going to be the best Urban Dictionary sex act ever.
Stoner 2: Baahahaha hahaha haha ha ha hahaha ha we should call that a Cleveland steamer!
Stoner 1: Uh... why?
Stoner 2: Because, like, the poop would steam if it's cold out... and it's like Cleveland!
Stoner 1: Hahahaha yeah totally. This is going to be the best Urban Dictionary sex act ever.
Urban Dictionary sex act by chaos5023 October 5, 2011
urban dictionary sex position
urban dictionary sex position by TotallyNotASoviet February 22, 2020
Urban dictionary = sex
Idk most of the definitions are from 2007 so it’s probably just horny teenagers who thought it was funny
David: Urban dictionary = sex
Chad: not really
Chad: *searches up his name*
Chad: WHAT THE FUCK
David: i told ya
Chad: not really
Chad: *searches up his name*
Chad: WHAT THE FUCK
David: i told ya
Urban dictionary = sex by LetsInvadeNewMexico June 4, 2022