Urban Farm

The residence of one who aqquires and distributes pharmaceutacul substances via the black market.

Hey officer, where can I find some oxy-cotin's?

Do you have a prescription?

Fuck no I don't.

Hmmm. There's an urban farm up in stapelton, room 311. But you have to be careful, them porch crickets is trouble.

by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006

Urban farmer

A person who constantly plays Farmville and acts like they know everything about a real farm -- but all they do is live in the city, sit at a computer, and at a certain time, need to stop what they are doing to farm their imaginary crops.

Carly won't shut up about her stupid farm and throwing sheep. What an urban farmer.

by Screw farmville February 11, 2010

Urban farmer

An person who reads random words on urbandictionary.com, by clicking on the random button. May spend up to hours finding new words/definitions.

Dude, that guy is an Urban farmer. He have been looking for random words all this day.

by HAWTsken April 28, 2010

urban farmer

the trend for young jam tart types to dress in country regalia

Who's that Will Young, urban farmer type working that stall at Spitalfield's?

by Van Baggins November 11, 2004