ur penis 

ur penis is an intresting word for sex

Ur penis is bigger than mine :o

ur penis by AstiSucksIdk April 11, 2021

ur penis flat 

The sentence that can cease someone's existence, only use it towards someone you despise. Worse than ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian, ur family tree LGBT, ur granny tranny, and ur granpap a trap, combined.

Guy 1: why did you not invite me to your birthday party
Guy 2: because i don't like you lol
Guy 1: don't make me do it
Guy 2: u won't pussy
Guy 1: ur penis flat

Guy 2: *jumps off a bridge*

ur penis flat by swede on weed April 15, 2018

Ur genus a penis 

The ultimate supernova of comebacks. More powerful than christ.

John : Ur mom gay
Ethan : Ur genus a penis.

(The nations of the world crumble, as mass suicides erupt by the million, and the rest of the world witnesses the almighty blow.)

Ur genus a penis by 3th4N_$ May 14, 2018

Ur friend a penis bend 

Worse than ur brother a mother

Jake: Ur mom gay
Jamal: Ur dad lesbian
Jake: granny tranny
Jamal: Ur sister a mister
Jake: Ur brother a mother
Jamal: Ur friend a penis bend
*crowd goes wild*

Ur friend a penis bend by Toccena March 20, 2018

ur genus likes penis 

This is the ultimate last resort, if every comeback is used in the mum gay roast then this is your last opportunity to redeem yourself.

Requis: Ur mum gay lol
Jemal: Ur daddy lesbian
Requis: Ur granny tranny
Jemal: Ur sister a mister
Requis: Ur brother a mother
Jemal: Ur grandpap a trap
Requis: Ur family reunion a homosexual communion
Jemal: Ur family tree LGBT
Requis: Ur ancestors incestors
Jemal: Ur race has gayes
Requis: UR SPECIES FECES
Jemal starts T-posing summoning the powers of the space turtle, every planet, sun, moon, galaxy, and universe starts to align then the space turtle shoots all its energy at you giving godly strength.
Requis: NO! WHAT IS THIS INCREDIBLE POWER?
Jemal: Ur genus likes penis
Jemal back hands Requis so hard that he wipes him out of existence in every multiverse. The connection was so loud that it cracks the fabric of space and time.

ur genus likes penis by Negro tech support May 21, 2018

ur grandma have penis 

Alongside the likes of "ur mom gay" and "ur dad lesbian", "ur grandma have penis" is a phrase that can be used to absolutely D E C I M A T E someone in an argument

Gay kid 1: I fucking hate you and ur dad lesbian
Retarded child numero dos: lol ur grandma have penis
gay kid 1: SNHPye8U(JWDOMINHUB*YH*_UE)(IJNWHUSD&C)(IJHOISHU)IUHEF)*YDSA*YHF)syh0IEUFH

ur grandma have penis by Link6456 March 14, 2018

Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis 

The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.

Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*

Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis by Aggressive_Genji_Main October 21, 2018