update rape

Whenever a computer updates itself constantly and you either repeatedly tell it "remind me later" or "don't update" and the computer continues updating itself anyway

Man 1: My laptop keeps updating even though I tell it no

Man 2: Dude, you're being update raped

by adambomb9 November 19, 2010

update rape

Forced software update crippling or hindering device operation

My iPod was totally screwed thanks to Apple's latest update rape.

by D. Bagginstein December 21, 2011

update rape

When you haven’t updated an app for whatever reason, and you don’t want to, but it automatically updates anyways.

Snapchat really update raped me with the new layout, I hate it.

by MrPanos February 07, 2018