Up River

A slang term used in North West United States to describe lower income, Caucasian people, with poor health and/or hygiene standards that often live up the valleys’ hillsides who typically like Nascar.

Look at all the junk cars and broken washing machines in Billy-Bob's front lawn; he must be "up river".

by Rogue__Hero April 10, 2011

up the river

when you get sent to prison

I got sent up the river.

by Cesar August 02, 2004

up the river

Go to prison. Originates from the fact that convicts from New York City would be sent up the Hudson River to Ossining State Prison ("Sing Sing").

"In 1959, Genovese was sent up the river for drug trafficking."

by JDonnelly November 16, 2006

Up the river

South Australian term for going to Mannum, South Australia.

Bloke 1: What are you doing this weekend?
Bloke 2 : Going up the river.
Bloke 1: Heaps good.

by Deftercanine April 02, 2011

up the river

A term used for when someone kills themself by cutting vertically up their arm

What happened to that girl?

She took a trip up the river.

by dietcokegirl May 15, 2015

Going up the River Thames

Anal sex whilst the receiving partner is suffering a bout of diarrhoea.

Jonathan 'jay-kay' Kell Going up the river Thames
4 minutes ago via Text message · Comment · Like

by falolout August 04, 2010

sending juice up the river

1. Convicting O. J. Simpson.
2. Ejaculating inside someone.

This is lasting too long... I'm sending juice up the river!

by monsignor morpheus August 05, 2016