up your asses

When a group of people are talking shit about you.

CAL:"I got it now 'you're a virgin"
ANDY:"YOU GUYS ARE SO UP YOUR ASSES"

by JOSHUA CONLEY January 21, 2008

mice up the ass

the act of sticking a mouse in your ass for sexual pleasure

Dude, that dude totally enjoys getting mice up the ass.

by mice_up_the_ass_guy November 13, 2019

Up hades ass

A term for when someone is thinking really dirty

When that girl said “on my hands and knees for two days” I went up hades ass.

by Rawcikin March 5, 2019

fucked up the ass

To insert a penis into a anal cavity

There was this girl I fucked up the ass last night

by Zicorp12345678900987654321 January 14, 2016

Drive up the ass

To tape a Hot Wheels car to your dick and have anal sex.

She said she was on the rag right after I had a Happy Meal, so I took that car, strapped it down and took a drive up the ass.

by Wally Banger September 19, 2008

Taking it up the ass

To take something meant in a joking manner way to seriously. To lack a sense of sarcasm.

butt hurt a total myra

I was only joking. Why do you have to take it up the ass?

by Jonathan Harris February 27, 2005

private up the ass

Having a Facebook profile in which the privacy settings are as strict as they can be. Users cannot search you, see your display picture, send you a message, send you a friend request, view your photos or videos, or see your relationship status, even if it is with one of their friends.

The setting is so private, two users with their profiles set this way cannot even become friends without one temporarily lowering their privacy settings.

"I saw Alex tagged in some photos awhile back. I hadn't talked to her in years, and I was going to add her so we could touch base, but she's private up the ass so I can't even send her a message!"

by ZakTheDJ April 9, 2009