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Unseasoned Cabbage 

Someone who is being stupid and not using their common sense to understand somethinf simple.
Friend: How do I change the brightness on my phone?

Me: You're such an Unseasoned Cabbage!

Unseasoned cabbage 

Don't leave me here to clean up your mess, you unseasoned cabbage go suck your mom
Unseasoned cabbage by SLAV_WICK April 13, 2020

Unseasoned Cabbage 

An idiot who does something rash in the heat of the moment
p1 is being aggressive about who won at club penguin connect

p1:You’re such a selfish dickhead
p2:Shut up you unseasoned cabbage

Unseasoned Cabbage 

Everyones definition of this is different, but Unseasoned cabbage is when you are not really relatable, or when you don’t know a well-known thing.
“ did you see this tiktok its really funny“
“no? I don’t even get it.“
“ u unseasoned cabbage“

Unseasoned Cabbage 

It’s a very offensive insult that means Milana.
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