Unseasoned

A person who lacks the spice and seasoning to either their dry ass food or plain personality.

Jayden: 'wtf is this my guy your chicken needs a likkle bit of seasoning'
Reagan:'madd ting it must be bare dry, unseasoned ting'

ex. 2
Rhianna:'Lets dance to some afrobeats likkle bit of shaku and zanku'
Amy:'Whats that?'
Rhianna:'oh my days you're so unseasoned'

by a1daweed18 December 2, 2019

unseasoned

ameture or spiceless

Lindsey is an unseasoned gyspy.

by hotshot146 December 31, 2016

Unseasoned

- A individual who is plain, or has no mixture to them.

My friend Lisa is unseasoned

by SeasonedGuy134 June 22, 2022

unseasoned water

someone who is more bland than water itself

nathaniel is such unseasoned water

by greenteabitch August 6, 2021

unseasoned cabbage

An unseasoned cabbage is a lazy slob that doesn't deserve your time.

Ben : how she's a bitch she must be an unseasoned cabbage

by YourMumsFave June 19, 2018

Unseasoned Peanut

An insult used to define a person with a disturbing lack of culture and maturity. Usually pretends to be superior to people younger than him or her. Very stuck up. Lives in a illusion of happiness. Wastes time. Young foolish and uncultured. Perfect insult to use when parents are near.

Person 1: That person thinks Banana Fish is trash.
Person 2: How can that be! What an Unseasoned Peanut! Let's summon demons on him!

by Nenemouse. July 11, 2020

Unseasoned Cabbage

Someone who is being stupid and not using their common sense to understand somethinf simple.

Friend: How do I change the brightness on my phone?

Me: You're such an Unseasoned Cabbage!

by MrAdemola123 June 17, 2020