unplowable

A female who is so ugly you wouldn’t hit that even to save a dying child

Person 1: “Ayo Jeff would you tap that?”
Person 2: “Hell naw, that bitch is unplowable.”

by PU55Y D35TR0YER December 5, 2019

unlovable

People who think they are not deserving of love

That girl over there is very unlovable, she told me she doesn't deserve the love that is given to her.

by Angel Tarts January 13, 2016

Literally Unplayable

A minute bug or graphical glitch in a video game that has next to zero impact on playability. Often used sarcastically.

Korg: Holy shit Thor, that inventory icon in my Fortnite game is offset by one pixel.

Thor: Literally unplayable.

by Michael Ferguson Oentardi May 12, 2021

Unlovable

Someone who can’t be loved and is despised by everyone

Roadman gabz is unlovable

by Roadmangabz February 8, 2019

Unplayable

When a game just becomes so ridden with flaws that it's just simply no longer able to be enjoyed. This can apply to games that are just ridden with bad battle systems, petty annoyances that occur frequently, or other quirks.

Final Fantasy VI, on the PlayStation Final Fantasy Anthology version, is unplayable due to horrid lag times for menu screens, battle, towns, and encounters.

by Durango January 11, 2006

unplayable lie

1. Term used in golf when it is impossible to hit the ball e.g. in the roots of a tree, in very deep rough.

2. The face of a deeply unattractive person, so called because it resembles the sort of shambles described above.

"How did your blind date go?"

"Well, she was a nice enough girl. But she had a face like an unplayable lie."

by juba73 January 14, 2005

Unplayable Lie

A girl that's so hot she's unable to be approached, so you give up.

We saw Tara Reid at the Super Bowl, but we didn't talk to her because she is an unplayable lie

by Steve&Craig November 14, 2003