University of Oklahoma

A university located in Norman, OK. This university consists of the stupidest and most illiterate people you will ever meet. Everyone here has a twelve foot metal rod stuck up their ass. The girls here are straight hoes and will sleep with any guy, the boys here think they are hot shit and are wannabe fuck boys. If you ever walked into a class at OU, the class will most likely be empty because everyone skips class everyday since they are lazy and unmotivated and prefer to smoke weed all day. If you ever meet someone who attended this university, just call them an OU tard.

A person I was interviewing for a job had a resume that said they went to the University of Oklahoma, I told them to get the fuck out of my office and never come back.

University of Oklahoma by TurnM3Up November 11, 2019

University of Oklahoma

A big 12 college located in Norman, Oklahoma. OU is mostly known for its football team, which usually does very well. Lesser known to the public outside Oklahoma is the fact that OU boasts more douche bags per capita than any other school in the continental U.S. It should be noted that a direct result of this douchification is the fact that the university of Oklahoma is OU, instead of UO. And, their mascot is a wagon, which is useful because they need something to carry all of their bandwagon fans who didn't graduate highschool...

All of the janitors at my school are University of Oklahoma fans.

University of Oklahoma by Kate1259 October 5, 2007

University of Oklahoma

The University of Oklahoma is well known for its football team. This team usually dong-slaps it's in-state rivals, the Oklahoma State Cowboys (who also go by "Pokes" or even "Jokes"), and have very competitive meetings (which they usually win) with the Texas Donghorns and the Nebraska Cornhuskers. The Sooners are easily in contention for college football's national title every year. This, as you can expect, generally translates into an almost cult following by their fan base who use religious terms such as "Patriarch" for coaches and former players and "Saint" for current stars.

The University of Oklahoma's football team is easily the 2nd greatest college football program of all time.

University of Oklahoma by Soonerfan March 3, 2008