Tristan's unit of mass (equivalent to approximately 75kg), first introduced August 2023 after receiving a heavy DG shipment while a forklift was unavailable.

See also: CTDDU (Combined Tristan and Delivery Driver Units)
"Can it handle 150kg?"
" It can lift 13.33 Tristan Units (1000kg)"
"What's that in CTDDU?"
by Dickooooooo August 22, 2023
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The greatest country on the Papers, Please Continent.
I want to live in the United Federation! The free healthcare and democracy there makes it so much better than Arstotzka!
by ExecutiveDoc July 8, 2023
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The name that should be given to the thousands of kids’ football (soccer) teams run by a volunteer parent, whose child is often the worst player, usually causing the team to lose and the sidelining of bettter kids, to the quiet rage of the parents of sidelined children.
In an unbelievable first half, Nepotism United Under 10’s let in five goals, though it was all the fault of the other players except for Daniel Sulkpants at Centre-back, the manager’s son, and Billy Crap whose mother runs the coffee shop, and the other parents are scared to say anything about it.
by Clothears September 29, 2018
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Commonly referred to as America by a majority of people (not to be confused with the Americas, a region/continent depending on where you live).
The United States of America or United States for short, is a country in North America. It borders Canada to the North and Mexico to the South.
Commonly used as a scapegoat by foreigners to make themselves feel better about the problems in their country.
Merica' has contributed a lot to the world, yet there are still some incels that think the world would be better off without it.
Foreigner: America is not a country! It is a continent!
Normal person: Don't act like you don't know we mean the United States of America.

Random guy: My crush just rejected me! It's all the fault of that pesky United States of America.
Other guy: Stop blaming a place you've never stepped foot in for all your problems you bigot.
by Thecoolesttoucanever October 29, 2023
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Some would say that those planes were hijacked on September 11th 2001, well I’d argue that the United States was hijacked.
Damn, it’s really a shame what’s happening to the United States of America. It’s really starting to look like Afghanistan. Only this time the terrorists are the CIA.
by Bill Jiden September 12, 2023
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