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Unicorn party 

A gathering of two or more male twins both with erections, typically through use of male enhancement drugs.
I heard Steve and Bill went to a raging unicorn party last night. Now they are walking funny.
Unicorn party by MaddyICE February 25, 2017

unicorn tea party 

when two guys and one girl are engaged in sexual activity. the men must wear strap-on "horns" (head dildos) and they double penetrate "down there" so its like riding a unicorn. afterwards she collects the magical "unicorn tea" (jizz) and they have what is called a unicorn tea party.
i had the best time with brad, we had a unicorn tea party with this chick. my head is still sore...

unicorn tea party 

when two guys and one girl are engaged in sexual activity. the men must wear strap-on "horns" (head dildos) and they double penetrate "down there" so its like riding a unicorn. afterwards she collects the magical "unicorn tea" (jizz) and they have what is called a unicorn tea party.

This is correct, however it doesn't answer the central question of what the unicorn tea party actually is (ie what they do with the unicorn tea". From the above definition one would surmise that they sat around and drank it like tea, but the assumption couldn't be farther from the truth.

Once the tea is collected, it is put into a very large metal spoon, this is typically held by the woman. One of the men will take a lighter and heat the bottom of the spoon until it begins bubbling. At this point the second man will take a syringe and pull the heated liquid in. The next and final step is to inject a pet cat in the tail. (this can only be done if one of the party has a pet cat).
Jim, Ally and I had a unicorn tea party last night, her cat is wicked pissed right now.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026