under armer 

Surprisingly, not a sex move. In fact, it's just the misspelling of a clothing brand.

Guy 1: hi i just got under armer
Guy 2: niiiice

These two young fellows are actually speaking in real life, and Guy 2 is inherently unaware that Guy 1 misspelled the word whilst speaking, whenceforth making him unaware of the correct spelling for the rest of his short and agony-filled life.

under armer by Phallus Audiation August 2, 2020

I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all 

Bruh. Really? Just…
Bruh.

I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all, but I copy and pasted this

I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld November 30, 2021

I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South. 

Maybe the confederacy pledge? I dunno.

Please rise for the Pledge of Confederacy. "I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South."

I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South. by Random Words & Definitions May 28, 2024

tucked like underarmor 

To conceal carry a firearm at all times.

Friend: bro, I’m nervous what happens if somebody tries to rob us?

Friend: don’t worry, I got that heater tucked like underarmor.

tucked like underarmor by AlwaysTucked July 31, 2021

Tucked Like Underarmor 

To conceal a firearm in ones waistband so snug that it resembles the tight fit of Underarmor.

Dylan: Hey man I'm kinda nervous we might get robbed...
Doug: Don't sweat it bro, I got that thang tucked like Underarmor.

Tucked Like Underarmor by AlwaysTucked August 25, 2021