un poof

Name: un poof Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

in all seriousness.
this is the french slang for a homosexual
i kid you not.
that is all.

Pierre, tu sais que phillipe est un poof non?!

((pierre, you know that phillipe is a homosexual dont you))

un poof by Reg Inald November 8, 2007

Get the un poof mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

Unpoof

A method which you use when you feel your dog has turned homosexual and want to turn him/ her straight again. The method is feeding your dog popcorn and is believed to work.

Guy 1: My dog has turned gay what do I do?!
Guy 2: Use the unpoof method and feed him popcorn.
Guy 1: It worked thank you!

Unpoof by EteboSZN on twitter August 26, 2018

Get the Unpoof mug.

Related Words

un poof • unpoofify • un • un-alive • un-b • un-educated • un-leaded • un-man • un-be-fucking-lievable • Un-disagreeablyifying

unpoofify

Verb; unpoofified, unpoofyness
To relax a persons hair, usually of african decent. Mentioning the relative ,poofyness of the hair. The process involves much chemicals, heat and repetitive pulling of the hair to "de-poof" it, make it lay flat and straight.
See also depoof

1. That girls hair was so coarse and kinky, it took us four hours to unpoofify it.

2. We were planning on unpoofifying his hair this weekend for the dance.

unpoofify by Gagalaga June 13, 2009

Get the unpoofify mug.

kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

Get the kinktober mug.

proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

Word of the Day on October 29, 2026

Get the proper lad mug.

sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

Word of the Day on October 28, 2026

Get the sexspan mug.

womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

Word of the Day on October 27, 2026