Umalkeyr is the most pretty and special girl in this world you can tell just by looking at her and by talking to her she is the most sweetest person ever.
Really the sexyist and prettiest girl alive she is so fun and funny she will do anything really with you and a real badass when it comes to fighting your on the floor
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'