Dawn is the purest definition of a uglycuntD she will eat out of your trash can and you can always find her in front of most popular food stores just look for the world's best mother with the cleanest NOT kids in the world. This individual will carry so much class that she even shares her weed shotguns with her 8 year old child. She loves building ant farms and if kim reed sees her... she is going to give her such good poppy wobby hugs. Check this out...EVEN WHILE SHES AWAKE....
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).