udder smack

An udder smack occurs when a woman with gigantic hooters proceeds to fling her huge boob across a man's face leaving a nipple imprint.

BoQuifa was getting tired of Tony's cheating so she flung her saggy jug across his face knocking him unconcious. He then later stated, "Damn, what an udder smack!"

by grazyhojo August 31, 2006

I Smack Perianal Abscesses Out From Under You.

What I call homo-sapiens who addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Smack Perianal Abscesses Out From Under You.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Under Sack

The bottom of a man's sack.

Jon:"Brian does your Under Sack smell?..mine does.
Brian:"No I wash my Under Sack everyday.

by B-dizzle and J Bird May 8, 2010

Under The Sack

Adj. To be burdened or feel put upon, to feel depressed or physically sick.

“I was feeling under the sack after I scuffed my Prada shoes.”
“Zack was really under the sack after he wrecked his ten-speed in the Park City race.”
“Ron said the new menu was totally under the sack, they didn’t even have bacon or rum ham.”
“After visiting the honeypot on the corner in Baltimore, the Dr. had to give Chris antibiotics because he was pretty much under the sack.”

by HDMurica March 15, 2020