UCSB 

1. University of California - Santa Barbara

2. University of Casual Sex and Beer

3. An almost too-good-to-be-true place that combines excellent academics with a vibrant social atmosphere and perfect weather. It is also the only university in the United States that owns its own beach.

Omigod you go to UCSB? Can I be your friend?

UCSB by Eva July 22, 2004

ucsb 

The best fucking school in the world

ucsb by Anonymous March 12, 2003

UCSB 

Classically known as the University of Casual Sex and Beer, but also known as:

-University of Conviviality Stupor and Belligerence

-U Can Study Buzzed

-University of Countless Sexy Blonds

-U Can Smoke Bud

-Underage Californians Studying Booze

-University of California's Sunny Beaches

-University of California at Santa Barbara

UCSB also somehow manages to match this reputation in academic superiority, having top-notch professors and world renowned research facilities.

UCSB by SB Gaucho January 28, 2008

ucsb 

ucsb: the most legit campus of all the uc's. ucsb is the school everyone thats anyone wants to go to. world class academics, a beautiful student body as well as an unbeatable party scene makes it a ridiculously good college experience.

i go to ucsb. thus, my friends come from their pathetic state school parties to rage.........the real way.

ucsb by iheartucsb December 14, 2008

UCSB 

UC Santa Barbara-a collection of students that are drunk more days than not and have mastered the skill of studying buzzed, going to class buzzed and passing midterms buzzed.

Non SB-er: You go to UCSB? Is it true that 12% of the students have STDs?
SB student: I dont know...does it look like I take fucking a poll about that shit?

UCSB by evie February 12, 2005

UCSB 

University of Casual Sex and Beer

I go to UCSB, University of Casual Sex and Beer. Wanna party?

UCSB by CC in BCN December 24, 2008

UCSB 

u c suntanning blondes
u can study boozed
u can study boobs
u c sleazy bitchez
u c something blonde

i went to Uscb...oh shit i meant ucsb

UCSB by davidpenis slapper February 11, 2007