Ubisoft

Fix one thing, break ten other things

"Well it was fine until you tried to ubisoft it."

by Thatbatdude October 09, 2017

ubisoft

verb - To fuck something up so bad, that you no longer recognize what the original idea, or for that matter, the product itself, was supposed to be.

Well, Dave, the project was going fine, but you had to ubisoft it, didn't you?

by Your Mother, Ph. D June 11, 2017

Ubisoft

A company that insists that resolution, like frame rate and character limits, is just a numbe-

Ubisoft just keeps on digging.

by Bio Syntax October 20, 2014

Ubisoft

Mentally challenged children that make "games" but dont know how to work them.

We're Ubisoft and we are buffing shaman.

by Trent hater February 25, 2018

ubisoft

A company way in over there head, Always aspiring to make new and interesting games but fucking them up and ends turning them into freemium games you have to pay for.

"The new assassins creed looks good."
"Yeah but ubisoft will some how fuck it up."

by Ben Dover Ans-predem. May 17, 2017

Ubisoft

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by Ollie :) July 17, 2019

Ubisoft

A game developing company that has hurt the lives of Jager and Bandit mains. Also, has nerfed the ever living shit out of Blackbeard.

Hello my fellow Jager mains, it has been about 4 months since i lost my ACOG and i have decided to revolt. Bandit, Blackbeard, and I have decided we must all revolt to get our original gadgets back. Join us and we shall prevail. We make Ubisoft give them back.

by _Tachanka_ March 08, 2018