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When a boi says "ur mum gay" you'll say "no u" and he will say "u is u" maybe one of the worst threats that comes from a human being
Billy: ur mum gay
Joshua: no u
Billy: u is u
Joshua: *speechless and fucking dies*

is u blonde or is u blind 

when you ask a female if she's stupid or just can't see
Why would you let that man do those things to you is u blonde or is u blind?

is u blond or is u blind 

basically a way to ask if someone is dumb or just has really bad eyesight

(i.e. it's a rhetorical question)
This guy headbutted me in the store and I asked 'is u blond or is u blind'

Fuck is u sayin 

A word said when u realy dont care about what they said.
jen ask "tom will he go out with her" and he says "fuck is u sayin bitch ."
Fuck is u sayin by Taylor bd October 31, 2009

TF IS U TALKIN BOUT 

When someone is buggin out and you don’t know wtf they talkin bout
T Dog: Ayo lemme get some chips yo

CBANDZZ: IM EATING THESE SHITS U GOT BREAD GO BUY SOME TF IS U TALKIN BOUT

T DOG: Cmon homie u being L mans rn

CBANDZZ: ight bro

T dog: thnx twin

CBANDZZ: SIKE I LIED, THESE CHIPS IS MINE

The smell of u is INHUMAN 

''The smell of u is INHUMAN'' is a term used to specify how bad a person smells on a large scale.
it means that the person bein called inhumanly smelly either has bad body odour or is just being made look bad in front of other people.
e.g 1:
Brad:''barry,the smell of u is inhuman!''
Barry:''huh''
Brad:''u smell bad''

e.g 1
-Group of people just standing around.one of them shouts to the other,''The smell of u is INHUMAN''
the group looks at the shouter with a weird look.
shouter:''its a joke''
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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