Typing Tourettes

Typing without having control over what you are saying. Quite often typing whats on your mind, or using vulgar language.

Joe:Hey Frank
Frank:Hi fuckhead. shit whore bitch
Joe: huh?
Frank: sorry I didn't mean to type that, I have typing tourettes fuck bitch whore

Typing Tourettes by steve14 July 23, 2009

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typing tourettes

After typing messages on an instant messenger (such as AOL or AIM)you find yourself typing random words without the intent to acctually send them to your friend. Sometimes you dont even know your doing it.

Hey John how are ya?
(while waiting for a reply)-fuck fuckk assmunchadick bjiusnoubhosoijbno shittyt shitty poo poo(thinks to self:oh god i must have typing tourettes

typing tourettes by JohnGottiSyndrome November 10, 2007

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typing tourettes

When you automatically type something different to what you mean, often resulting in something of comical value.

Person A: Ive got a new puppy
Person B: No fair! I really want to dog.
Person B: *** A dog!
Person B: Arrrrr shit.
Person A: Haha. You have typing tourettes.

typing tourettes by sfsdgsdgsdsf December 7, 2007

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Typing Tourette's

Randomly typing a bunch of nonsense letters, symbols, and/or numbers, usually in IM, out of boredom, frustration, anger, or a random urge to do so.

Person A: Hellooooooo?
Person B: (IDLE)
Person A: fhas ufiody so jgkfhs8ojbfud ahg grye8gjreurd7897^&(^)&5 y7893728n578*&#2yuhgsgn8789&
Person B: Sorry i was gone
Person B: Geez, looks like someone has a mad case of Typing Tourette's

Typing Tourette's by VNNA$AUR!(: February 4, 2009

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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