some one that is record breakingly good looking and sexy that provokes any onlooker to immediatly want to engage in sex.
by becandadrian October 29, 2008
When people mindlessly do something without knowing any reason for doing it, they become like two-legged cattle.
by Downstrike September 13, 2004
YOU CATCH A TWO LEGGED FISH AT YOUR LOCAL PARK AND THEN BRING IT HOME AND THEN RUBB IT WITH CAR OIL WHILE U SLIP UR FAT MASSIVE COCK IN THE FLOPPERS AND FINS.
SATIRE: YO DEADAUX I JUST FUCKED A TWO LEGGED FISH
DEADAUX: DANG JIT YOU WAS BLUCKING A TWO LEGGED FISH
DEADAUX: DANG JIT YOU WAS BLUCKING A TWO LEGGED FISH
by TWO LEGGED FISH June 13, 2023
Allison is a miracle on two legs.
by Fakecrabsarelobsters March 30, 2016
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by The_Devon October 20, 2009
Dave: "Oh man I am so wasted! I was all right about 10 minutes ago, but I guess those last 10 shots must have done me in."
Sam: "Shut up bitch. You've been nursing that can of Coors Light all night. And as for that ONE shot you took, you spit half that shit up, you two-beer queer."
Dave: "Well, uh, didn't you see me do that 5-minute kegstand? Man I must have had about 20 beers there. I'm such an alcoholic I should start going to meetings."
Sam: "You mean the 10-second kegstand on the keg of O'Doul's? Man you drink like a horse with two legs."
Sam: "Shut up bitch. You've been nursing that can of Coors Light all night. And as for that ONE shot you took, you spit half that shit up, you two-beer queer."
Dave: "Well, uh, didn't you see me do that 5-minute kegstand? Man I must have had about 20 beers there. I'm such an alcoholic I should start going to meetings."
Sam: "You mean the 10-second kegstand on the keg of O'Doul's? Man you drink like a horse with two legs."
by Nick D November 11, 2003