Two Thirds

One out of three children born with a working brain.

Hey, did you see two thirds today, or is he helping his sister off of the short bus?

by cletus&cooter August 1, 2003

two-thirds-your-age-plus-six

It's a rule for the range of people you can date.
If you are 99 years old...
99*(2/3)+7 = 73
73 - 99 years is the range of people you can date younger than you.

examples:

10 years = 10-13.6
14 years = 14-16.3
16 years = 16-17.6
18 years = 18-19
20 years = 20-20.3
30 years = 27-30
50 years = 40.3-50
99 years = 73-99

You can't date her, she's 33 and you 23... use the "two-thirds-your-age-plus-six" rule dude.

by mastermixer March 8, 2011

Two Thirds Effect

Where any song is slowed down by two thirds of its length. commonly experienced by a lack of proper timing.

Take me to church becomes Taaaaaakkkke meeeee to chuuuurrrch is a common example of Two thirds effect

by JumpingJ January 20, 2016

two-thirdy

Similar to "half on" but with more expressed arousal. Can be caused by decreased lack of arousal from anxiety or from incomplete arousal (as in the case of a rodeo).

As I was frantically losing my hard-on, I saved it and maintained a two-thirdy. Whew! That was close.

by Jeremy Spenis June 22, 2010

Thirsty Two-Text

Defintion: noun:

When you so thirsty you can't wait for them to reply so you keep texting. ....having an awkward conversation with yo' sad self.

You have become thirsty two-text.

Go out and get some game.

Immediately.

John to Jill
John: Hey!
John: Hey man!
John: How was your day?
John: OMG the weather!

Jill's Friend to Jill
Friend: "Jill, John is a thirsty two-text."

by ain't got time for thirst March 2, 2014

thirsty two ouncer

a quart sized beer which can be purchased at professional sporting events for an exorbitant price

"Hey Jim here is $40--go to the concession stand and get us 4 of those thirsty two ouncers."

by gcw January 12, 2004

Finish third in a two horse race

bottle something so badly that you lose out of something which was taken for granted before.

Only Spurs can finish third in a two horse race.

by hallucinating_019 June 28, 2022