two of diamonds

the act of defecating into someone's mouth, often against his/her will, while playing Neil Diamond's 'Cracklin Rosie' on a portable cd player.

"my mouth probably smells like shit because some guy dealt me the two of diamonds in a back alley a half hour ago."

by Ste(v)phen November 08, 2008

Two of Diamonds

"she got the two-of diamonds"

"what happened last night Mr Rees"
"she got the two of diamonds, standard"

by DRD agencies. December 01, 2011