A female masturbator by technical definition, although this term can also be used as slang for 'female dickhead'.
I came across a subreddit titled 'Harvard Law Prof Calls Sen. Mitch McConnell a Flagrant Dickhead' and couldn't help but notice the many examples of which he has made it clear that he is an evil, evil man. What Twat Twizzler would be so horrible as to give birth to this monster?!
I came across a subreddit titled 'Harvard Law Prof Calls Sen. Mitch McConnell a Flagrant Dickhead' and couldn't help but notice the many examples of which he has made it clear that he is an evil, evil man. What Twat Twizzler would be so horrible as to give birth to this monster?!
Twat Twizzler is far too mild of a word to describe the horrific Tomi Lahren. She's more of a...how you say...CUNT!
by FuckChauvinists ,Į,,^.^,Į,, November 29, 2020
A fetish masturbation technique in which a male lays back on his shoulder blades with his lower body raised to position his erect penis directly above his face, and attempts to ejaculate into his own mouth.
by Steve Clayton August 27, 2015
Post sex urination that comes out in multiple directions only to find all angles twisting together in a twizzler licorice type format and forming one solid stream toward the end of the pee
by thefallingdream January 19, 2010
when you shove a cherry twizzler up your ass and tell the girl to eat it out of it while you beat off into a cup and pour it onto her face
by carltonjohn69 May 31, 2010
by abcd0987 November 20, 2014
Menstrual clots left in one's beard after performing cunnilingus in the dark and/or during power outages. Generally discovered dried and twisted in the morning.
AKA: Furry Fruit Roll-Up
AKA: Furry Fruit Roll-Up
Juicinda decided not to mention she was on her rag: ....woke up with my face looking like an amish twizzler tree.
by CharlieMillionz October 2, 2015
When you shove a whole bag of twizzlers into a girls anus while you take a shit on her chest and put soy sauce on it she then proceeds to eat your (chinese) shit while giving you a hummer
by The Asian Blue Devil September 17, 2010