Twitter

A really bad micro-blogging service made to give people with no life the illusion that people care that "They had a bannana for breakfast" or something...

Stan: Do you have twitter?

Lee: No. It sucks.

by blu3wat3r May 23, 2010

Twitter

a social media app where everybody is so damn dramatic and cancels everything, even over the smallest shit.

OMG, Kaykay is sharing a picture of her spitting her $20 sushi out! Lemme tell all the Twitter users to ban her for being so ungreatful!!!

by HotCheetoFingerz December 9, 2020

Twitter

A form of chatline for social media "experts" to add thousands of random strangers and wank off to impress other social media "experts" by posting links to articles about the phenomenon of social media

Dave went on Twitter hoping to find interesting people and read amusing things but instead was deluged by nine thousand social media "experts" who bored the living shit out of him until his iPhone exploded/his brain imploded.

by twitted_off February 5, 2009

twitter

A social networking site that's perfect for stalking people with ease.

Ever since I made a Twitter account, that creepy, middle aged
man seems to be everywhere I go.

by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 26, 2010

Twitter

Twitter is a site for pathetic people who think that every moronic brainfart deserves to be shared.

Twit: I just told everyone on Twitter that I'm not sure what to have for lunch.

Workmate: Why? On second thoughts don't tell me. I don't care.

by Barney Who-Ah April 18, 2011

Twitter

Socially condoned stalking.

Everyone knows where I am at every second of every single day thanks to Twitter...Which is great because I'm SOOO important...God Bless Tweets!!!!

by Dionysus101 May 26, 2009

Twitter

An awful, toxic, annoying social media app that will cancel you when you just made your account.

Yay! I started my Twitter account! Wait? Why am I cancelled?

by klem_box47 March 29, 2021