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The last living member of his species.
He is half twisty half fish.

His ability to loose a limb and forget about it till it grows back a different colour.

He has more erection with porn reflection than in his shit collectin.

Topic jumper high speed erratic and all round just baked cooked n stewd way to long

To have twist-e in your life you definately can understand him if Ur dropped as a baby.

Brain activity is awkwardly stiff MLS ie best juice freezes at room temp
U will often find TWIST-E speaking in riddles rhymes n utter bullshit
twist-e by anonymous March 27, 2024
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don't twist em 

What is said to someone giving you a hard time, a reference to the testicles.
1: I need that money by tuesday man.
2: Just relax, don't twist em.
don't twist em by fakemonster August 24, 2005

twist ending 

When you're banging someone from behind, and right as you're about to cum, you just take a dump on their back.

So called because they will never see it coming.

(Literally.)
A: So how was last night with that guy?

B: He pulled a twist ending on me.

A: Oh, how was it?

B: Very surprising!
twist ending by Brlm January 29, 2007

twist EH NAH ER RAH AH AH 

This phrase is one of the lyrics from a song called "twist", which is by the nu-metal band called "korn." Many metalheads and emos will likely shout this phrase at you if they think you are swag enough, so respond back with more lyrics from the song. If you are lucky enough to get this shouted out at you, you must be one swag person and the person who shouted it at you might want to start a friendship.
metalhead: TWIST!!!! EH NAH ER RAH AH AH
You: TWIST!!!!!!!
*you and the metal head then walk away and be metal together*
You: twist EH NAH ER RAH AH AH

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DA BEST GAWK GAWK YOU WILL EVER RECEIVE IN A LIFETIME, YOU WONT BE ABLE TO WALK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFETIME AFTER THIS AND YOUR SOUL WILL BE SENT TO HEAVEN IF DONE CORRECTLY
Dave: Yo my homeboy, you want the the mary poppings supercalifragilisticexpialidocious gawk gawk vacuum chamber quadruple hand twist ushy bushy gushy sloppy toppy boppy naughty gorilla grip fade tsunami volcano eruption of semen soul snatcher combo wombo mumbo 3000?

William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child

two-hand-twist-no-teeth-slurp-choke-eyes-rolled-back-gluck-gluck-hyuck-combo 

During the action of sucking a dick where the person places one hand at the base of the dick and then proceeds to suck smoothly with no teeth whilst creating a slurping sound from the saliva created; the person sucking then proceeds to deep throat twisting the wrist TWO times. All while your eyes are rolled back as if you're being choked. Twisting clockwise pulling upwards and twisting counterclockwise going down. This forbidden technique works most efficiently on larger sized chodes and not shrimps. Be cautious with this sacred move as this will make your man make a glucking and hyucking sound.
"Shii he wasn't expecting me wit da two-hand-twist-no-teeth-slurp-choke-eyes-rolled-back-gluck-gluck-hyuck-combo last night. Left asking for more!"

ear twist 

twisting someone's ear folded or open.
He twisted my ear back and forth
ear twist by M. Hansen August 4, 2005
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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