Addicted to Twitter. Constantly checking it, no matter what is happening around you.

You want/need/have to know everything in the world as soon as it happens, even if its pointless to actually know it.

Twitdicted:

Def 1:

Any person that is part of the 10.1 million Justin Beiber followers who NEEDS to know if he's pickin his ass right now, is Twitdicted.

Def 2:
A person who comments on everything that pops up on their home page. Dude, you're twitdicted!

Def 3:
First thing you do when you wake up in the morning, check Twitter: you're twitdiced!
You wake up in the *middle* of the night to check tweets, damn you're really twitdicted! Seriously, you need help!

Def 4:
Any person that follows just hot girls or hot guys is not exactly twitdicted, but just a plain creeper.

twitdicted by Ojibwayne November 14, 2011

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Twidict

A person, normally a pre-pubescent girl between the ages of 8-14, who is "addicted" to twilight and all related paraphernalia. This includes non-stop babble about the books and movies and obsession over sparkly objects.

9 year old girl) OMG, like I totes luv Rob P. LOL
normal 9 year old girl) *facepalm* Why didn't you tell me you were a twidict?

Man 1) Dude, can you believe what Bella is doing to Edward? I mean he is trying to protect her and the vixen is..
Man 2) Shut the hell up! Grown men should not be twidicts like you!

Twidict by ~Kati August 11, 2010

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twidiction

The compulsion to put every minor event or happening in one's life on twitter.

"What are you doing?"
"Tweeting..."
"Again? That's the second time in five minutes.... I think you have a twidiction"

twidiction by lifesamountain,notabeach August 18, 2012

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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