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The clue is in the name, it's a shit suburban town just outside of Greater London. Mostly inhabited by people who live in caravans and have on average 2 GCSEs. Sure there's a few London buses that serve Staines, but they just take you to even shitter places like Hounslow and Hanworth. If you're making the effort of leaving Zone 6 to go to Staines, make that extra trek and go to Windsor which is slightly less shit. Staines is most famous for being the home of Sacha Baron's Cohen "Ali G".
Friend 1: I heard that guy is from Staines
Friend 2: Oh fuck we better run he might try steal our satellite dish and set our car on fire
Friend 2: Oh fuck we better run he might try steal our satellite dish and set our car on fire
by memeulous January 3, 2017
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by Memeulous June 2, 2017
Get the im not a monkey, im a scientist mug.A suburban town in Southwest London. Essentially a BTEC version of Richmond, more chavs and no tube. The only notable thing to ever come from Twickenham is the rugby stadium, but even then it's surrounded by a shanty town (neighbouring Whitton). The only use of Twickenham is driving through it to get onto the motorway.
Friend 1: Oi lets go to Twickenham tomorrow night
Friend 2: No thanks I don't want to be harassed by a 12 year old gypsy outside Burger King.
Friend 2: No thanks I don't want to be harassed by a 12 year old gypsy outside Burger King.
by memeulous January 3, 2017
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