After shooting ended the entire cast of “Hill With Eyes” relocated to a sink in the desert now known as Twentynine Palms”. When they first arrived there were
indeed exactly 29 palms lining the trickle of
water coming from the
Oasis of Mara. Through the years these radioactive
people were joined by outcast spouses from a
U.S. Marine training base that was located nearby. Many of these wives were Vietnamese - all of whom became barbers or nail polishers. The other cast-off wives were all Thai, and they all opened massage shops and restaurants. Blowjobs for a fee were rumored to be prevalent. Now the future looks
dim. Fewer punters are passing through, and some sharp cookies discovered the
big acquifer out near Amboy (Cadiz) and began pumping millions of gallons of
water, hopefully to sell to overdeveloped Orange County. Unfortunately, these sharp cookies could never get a right-of-way for pipes, and trucking the
water made no sense. So the sharp cookies planted and watered endless lime groves in the desert, the springs dried up for
miles around, and the bunnies and coyotes dried up and vanished. Now the “Hills Have Eyes” cast has brought about a whole new generation of retrogrades, and they, along with countless massusesand barbers are wandering the desert seeking a new home.
