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twattybollocks

clusterfuck, idiot, baffoon an exclamation of dismay or annoyance.
you cut off my leg you twattybollocks. or oh twattybollocks i've accidently jizzed in the soup, nevermind.
twattybollocks by gay steve October 7, 2008

Twathole Surfer 

One who rides the waves of an females orgasmic release. When the twat secretes massive amounts of female jazm, the male sometimes feels the need to grab a board and yell cowabunga...surf the vagina
Man those were some gnarly waves! Cowabunga! I love being a tawthole surfer and sailing across the secretions of a hot vagina.
Twathole Surfer by pepe March 24, 2005

Tatthole 

A major asshole who is loaded up with tattoos because he thinks they make him like a badass.
Hostess: Welcome, sir, how may I help you?

Tatthole: Fuck you, I'm a badass!

Hostess: What a tatthole.
Tatthole by potterfreak98 November 5, 2012
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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