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Twattage 

Noun; A numerical measurement of the extent to which a person is a twat. Similar to electrical wattage, the notable difference being that a higher twattage indicates a dimmer lightbulb rather than a brighter one.
1.

"Dude, that kid Eric is such a douchebag."

"Yeah, honestly, the twattage on that lightbulb must be at least 150."

2.

"That guy is such an asshole...what do you think the twattage on that lightbulb is?"

"Him? Definitely a 200 twatt lightbulb at least."
Twattage by gotterdammerung!!!! November 1, 2009

Twatballer 

Someone who exhibits lame tactics in competitive sports video games, usually against a human opponent. This could include but is not limited to running the same play over and over, using clock tactics, or anything else that isn't in the spirit of friends sitting down to waste time playing video games.
Player: "Man you're milking the clock in a video game? That's fucking twatballing, man"

Player: "Quit pressing pause in the middle of my play, you fucking twatballer"
Twatballer by rmstats October 6, 2009
A simple word used when saying someone is fuckable
Person 1: "Do you see that girl over there?"
Person 2: "YEAH SHE'S HELLA TWANGABLE"`
Twangable by twangfan May 10, 2011

Twattage Cheese 

(n). synonymous with pussy cheese, slang for the white discharge often found in an unkempt pussy.
Stop putting that pussy on a pedestal, that girl so nasty, she got some twattage cheese in that meat taco.
Twattage Cheese by Igor Beaver January 12, 2009
Having the ability to be toasted.

To be extremely cool.
"Want to see a movie?"
"Sure, that's toastable"

"Dude, those amps are so toastable."

"I would toast that any day."

Tweetable 

Something worthy of being written about on Twitter. It may be good or bad - it applies to anything worth a tweet.
"I'm loving the sunshine today. This weather is totally tweetable."

"Dude, I had the most tweetable burger for lunch yesterday."

"My package from Japan should arrive tomorrow. It's gonna be so tweetable."
Tweetable by Lewis! August 17, 2009