twatlobster 

Scum of the earth. Biggest piece of shit you know, does the most astonishing things, skanky, lowlife, crazy behavior. Need an extra boost to your curse!!!

She's such a twatlobster!! I'm not not fucking surprised! / She caught that twatlobster cheating on her again!!

twatlobster by maystarchild June 9, 2015

Twatcoaster

1. A worthless human being with little or no value to society. A perpetual fuckup. A person whose only legitimate purpose in life would be to serve as a literal human coaster for some female to rest her twat on.

God damn it Vallorian, stop acting like such an absolute twatcoaster and make yourself useful for once!

Twatcoaster by Venezuela October 17, 2008

twat lobster

1. crabs
2. some one you dislike or someone who has offended you

1. That girl is so dirty she probably has twat lobsters
2. That guy who just knocked into me is a total twat lobster

twat lobster by Sandersein June 18, 2006

Twatmonster 

The child of a person who is a twat

My neighbors kid is a twatmonster

Twatmonster by Jerzechick86 October 22, 2022