twat waffle

a vagina that is so shriveled up that it looks like a defrosted waffle.

Jo went down on Mary and thought he was eating breakfast.

by Lamifer September 13, 2004

twat waffle

someone who is so amazingly annoying that we had to make up a new word to desrcibe them

dan cohen is the biggest fucking twat waffle ive ever seen, so i bitch slapped that ho

by dragonslayer1111 January 16, 2003

twat waffle

A meaningless insult; can be used to refer to anyone or anything that you dislike

You stank twat waffle.

by Vyxen November 23, 2004

twat waffle

a derogatory term used to describe any nasty person, especially someone of sorted character.

Christina is certainly a twat waffle. She has the worst disposition and constantly uses people.

by diabloceto July 23, 2007

twat waffle

1. A foolish, inept, or unattractive person. 2. Someone who you find in extreme annoyance.

President Bush is such a twat waffle.

by Priscilla December 13, 2004

twat waffle

a useless human being. (non gender specific) the kids are saying this nowadays instead of douche bag.

Jeremy, stop being such a twat waffle.

by Sacul Iksok October 11, 2007

twat waffle

a douchebag who walks all over the Earth with no remorse

Me: “Why is he such a douche?

Friend. “I know that fucking twat waffle.”

by milosfishtank January 23, 2021