twat rat

good old 'that time of the month' replacement for your cock.

not tonight the twat rat has beaten you to it.

by Fat Matt October 24, 2003

twat rat

-also see-lesbian, dyke, carpet muncher.
definition--a lesbian twat lover...

she is so a twat rat...look at that hair cut and her shoes...TWAT RAT!

by whoo hoo January 29, 2004

Twat rat

A woman’s tampon

I was planning to plough the missus last night but there was a massive great twat rat in the way and I had to take her up the dirt pipe

by Moistcurtains81 June 21, 2024

cock to twat ratio

A way to describe the ratio of guys to girls in the room. It gives men an indication of their chances of finding a girl to hook up with. (cock to twat for short)

This party is a sausage fest; the cock to twat ratio is like 10 to 1.

by _K_Y March 11, 2011

rattle twat

another term for twerking

damn, look at that girl rattle twat

by T@NK November 4, 2013

Proudly Molested Ratty Twat

4 words to explain a whore that has s*x with taxi drivers to not pay for the ride home. Not the riding before going home...

"What does that video even mean? 🙄"
"We already told you you proudly molested ratty twat."

by vyevd8 September 25, 2023

Twatrat

Twatrat is a name given to someone that looks like a rat and acts like an idiot

man, that 'twatrat' over there is such a fucktard

by ryan tanzi May 10, 2008