twat mop

any rag used after sex to clean up the "mess".
Lynn snacthed up a twat mop to wipe her cunt before she got off the bed.
by S. Michael November 12, 2007
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twat mop

another name for a go-tee
Joe: Frank when you going to shave off that twat mop?
Frank: Hell no bro the ladies love it when my twat-mop brushes their pussy
by sss1 December 07, 2007
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twat mop

n. An apron of flesh composed of the hanging, distended labia of an obese woman. Typically, a twat mop will extend to the floor, hence the name.

May also be applied to one who possesses a twat mop.
R: Check out those two twat mops... they can hardly bowl with those things between their legs. I think they just waxed the bowling lanes.
D: That is revolting.
by Dr. Gunch May 26, 2010
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