twat mop
twat mop by S. Michael December 6, 2007
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twat mop
n. An apron of flesh composed of the hanging, distended labia of an obese woman. Typically, a twat mop will extend to the floor, hence the name.
May also be applied to one who possesses a twat mop.
May also be applied to one who possesses a twat mop.
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.