twastin

wasting your time like a fuckin loser

"yo stop twastin"

by hamood? hamood. March 3, 2022

Toasting the Pope

A verbal reflection of having just cut a loud, crisp, healthy fart.

As Dingdong and Sammy the Scab walked down Main St., Dingdong was heard to emit a loud crack from his anus. Dingdong was quoted as saying: 'Ahhhh, just toasting the pope....!'

by Big Ed Moustapha August 12, 2009

Twisting the knife

Adding insult to injury; rubbing salt in the wounds; making a bad situation worse.

As if the Eurozone crisis wasn't hard enough on the public, the politicians' apparent lack of concern has been twisting the knife.

by Dr Fishcake October 23, 2012

twattina

Superlative of "twat" - a person that exhibits extra twattitude. May also refer to an effeminate gay male who happens to be a twat.

Look at that twattina, dancing in the cage in his underwear.

by bws55 September 3, 2007

French Toasting

Sneaking off to a private location with a significant other to rub each other off. It is a great code word.

BF : I'm in the mood for some french toasting!
GF : You know, I am too! Let's go!
Mom : Go and get some then!
BF & GF : We will be back in a little bit!

by sockbanana January 31, 2016

It's tasting time!

The catchphrase of Dento, a fabulous character from the series Pokemon Best Wishes.

The word "tasting" in "It's tasting time" can also be substituted for many words, such as "fishing" or "detective".

Random guy: Let's battle!
Dento: It's tasting time!
Fangirls: Kyaaaaaa~

by Epic-Inferno April 22, 2012

perfect toastiness

A term used when the warmth level in your bed is perfect making it very difficult to get out of bed. This usually occurs during the winter time when many blankets are used.

It was hard to get up this morning, because I had perfect toastiness.

I had perfect toastiness this morning before getting up into the coldlness of my room.

by Kodeman October 22, 2006