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Turtwiging 

To fill one's mouth with dirt and shove your penis inside of their mouth. It is also optional to ask "How d'you like my sapling?" though more commonly used for smaller men.
The name is from the grass type Pokemon turtwig.
The trio is now complete:
Charizarding
Squirtling
Turtwiging
Person 1: DUDE!!!! I was Turtwiging some random chick last night...
Person 2: WTF, why?!?!
Person 1: It feels good bro
Turtwiging by turtwig is love September 12, 2019
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Paquirious Turtilingus 

Gooner: "Sean Strickland got his ass kicked"
Chad: "Dude you're totally paquirious turtilingus"
Gooner: "Bro you're fucking losing it"
Paquirious Turtilingus by XIcarusX February 10, 2025