Turtwiging

To fill one's mouth with dirt and shove your penis inside of their mouth. It is also optional to ask "How d'you like my sapling?" though more commonly used for smaller men.
The name is from the grass type Pokemon turtwig.
The trio is now complete:
Charizarding
Squirtling
Turtwiging

Person 1: DUDE!!!! I was Turtwiging some random chick last night...
Person 2: WTF, why?!?!
Person 1: It feels good bro

by turtwig is love September 12, 2019

turtwig

An grass type pokemon based in turtlesand twigs, he evolves in grotle

Turtwig, use razor leaf!
My turtwig can't use absorb.

by Hayarotle March 14, 2009

turtwig

a exotic turtle with a twig sprouting from its head; only found in the vagina

"Wow, my turtwig is popping out right now."
Teacher: Excuse me Johnny stop talking
Johnny: Why dont you just take your turtwig out of your vagg

by Olichel July 23, 2007

Fucking Turtwig

Some who is a pain in the ass and enjoys to cause trouble and is constantly stupid

(has no relevance to the pokemon )

"omg john stop being such a fucking turtwig.

"no don't eat the grass outside omg you fucking turtwig"

"RAZOR LEAF THAT ALONE YOU FUCKING TURTWIG"

by BenWhovian November 09, 2022